I got this in an email the other day and it reminded me that I needed to come on here and put some more stuff in a post. I have been filling out some applications lately, and making proposals for gigs, and using this page as an example of my work. That’s not very good when it isn’t updated. That’s not very good at all.
The fun continues with New Connected Basketball Proves We Are Too Stupid For Sports, and more, at The Ball Report
I did a Super Bowl Preview that was evidently translated into multiple languages for Vice Sports
And I’ve even done some podcast appearances on Canada’s most lovable radio sporting program, Real Good Show
Work: Ya gotta love it!
this is a demo of my voice. please don’t take it.
Months and months of extraordinary content await you below. Incredible.
My continuing misadventures, including a Review of ESPN’s NFL Regular Season Game Balls, at The Ball Report
The Costanza Method: Playing Fantasy Football the George Costanza Way, Week 15 and Year in Review, Vice Sports
How to Win At A Casino (ed. and make commenters mad in the process), Deadspin
I Hung Out At A Strip Club With Honey Boo Boo’s Mom On New Year’s Eve, Vice
When you’re done reading all that, I will dutifully come back and upload some more content into the web.
This month, I got my first-ever disease, and it wasn’t even one of the good ones. No, I kept my streak of getting sick on road trips alive by contracting the famous “Hand, Foot, and Mouth” disease—an illness which was very painful and more than a little embarrassing. The resident doctor actually came in to examine me because she had never seen an adult with that particular diagnosis before. That’s right, Hand Foot and Mouth Disease is for babies. I got a baby disease.
While my blisters peel, read this:
The Costanza Method: Playing Fantasy Football The George Costanza Way, Week 13 - Vice Sports
Gruesome Man Destroys Chocolate Balls for Pleasure, Testicular Exams Live on NBC Prove Nothing Can Save NBC - and more! - The Ball Report
Well folks, it’s Thanksgiving, which (this year, anyway) means that I find myself in Irving, TX anxiously awaiting an in-person demonstration of the Dallas Cowboys crapping the bed. Before I drove the 14 hours here, though, through traffic and child-mandated pitstops and all that other shit, I wrote a few things. Here they are:
The Costanza Method: Playing Fantasy Football The George Costanza Way, Week 11 - Vice Sports
You Won’t Be Shaving Your Balls With A Laser Anytime Soon - and more! - The Ball Report
The beach is soooooo much better than the not-beach. If you sit there long enough, somebody will come by and offer to sell you alcohol and ice cream and meat. You don’t even have to get up. You can just sit in a chair. Wonderful. Here’s what I wrote when I wasn’t doing the chair thing.
The Beer Idiot: Hard Cider Smackdown - Deadspin
The Costanza Method: Playing Fantasy Football The George Costanza Way, Week 9 and Week 10 (!) - Vice Sports
Kid Reenacts Film Classic ‘Man Getting Hit By Football’, Are Free Weights Crushing Your Mushroom Tip? and much, much more - The Ball Report
Well, we sneaked a Woe of Cooking into this week’s roll call, which is wonderful. In a perfect world, I’d do one of these a week. Unfortunately, we live in a world where the market for a non-cook writing about nasty food is somewhat limited. Makes sense, actually!
Woe of Cooking: Baked Sausage Meat Ring - Deadspin
Swamp Man Says Lost Golf Balls Worth $15 Million - and more - The Ball Report
The Costanza Method: Playing Fantasy Football The George Costanza Way, Week 8 - Vice Sports
